imagesBoy Scouts teach PC nonsense with new “weapons” policy

Congratulations to the Boy Scouts of America (BSA) on earning their Hysterical Nonsense merit badge.

The organization has banned water gun fights, claiming they lead to gun violence.

Not only are Boy Scouts no longer allowed to squirt each other, they must wear goggles when shooting targets with squirt guns.

“Water guns and rubber band guns must only be used to shoot at targets, and eye protection must be worn,” an official BSA communication to Scout leaders reads.

But wait, it gets even lamer.

“(M)arshmallow shooters that require placing a straw or similar device in the mouth,” are also banned.

Even Barack Obama has held White House water gun fights, and he wears mom jeans.

But if you’re thinking that this only involves “scary” looking toy guns, hold on to your brown shorts. The policy also teaches young men to be afraid of water balloons.

“For water balloons, use small, biodegradable balloons, and fill them no larger than a ping pong ball.”

One Scout leader explained the policy to “Boy’s Life” magazine’s senior editor.

“A Scout is kind. What part of pointing a firearm [simulated or otherwise] at someone is kind?,” said the man who is involved in Scouts even though he is clearly too stupid and hypersensitive to survive in nature.

The Boy Scouts were created over 100 years ago to teach life skills and perseverance to young men.

Sadly, today it’s just an overprotective mommy trying to turn young men into wussified crybabies terrified of inanimate objects.

Thank you, Boy Scouts. Because of you, our next generation won’t be able to watch The Notebook without a trigger warning, but at least they can tie a cool knot in their emotional support animal’s leash.